29 November—The Thanksgiving message that Donald Trump posted yesterday should dispel any doubts that he’s not only a nice guy but has real class:

“Happy Thanksgiving to all, including to the Radical Left Lunatics who have worked so hard to destroy our Country, but who have miserably failed, and will always fail, because their ideas and policies are so hopelessly bad that the great people of our Nation just gave a landslide victory to those who want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

And Trump also has a sense of ironic humor:

“Don’t worry, our Country will soon be respected, productive, fair, and strong, and you will be, more than ever before, proud to be an American!”

🏟️ 🏟️ 🏟️ 🏟️ 🏟️ 🏟️ 🏟️

The Monitor’s investigative team has managed to obtain from Trump’s transition office this picture of the monumental facility being planned for the Führer’s—sorry, the beloved leader’s—inauguration in January. It’s beyond question going to be the most impressive and beautiful inaugural venue ever conceived and will allow the biggest throng of adoring subjects ever assembled in one place to witness the greatest event in world history. Ever. And don’t for one second doubt that it will be ready for the big event, lest you be accused of sedition and summarily disappeared: