24 August—On the subject of last night’s GOP wannabe POTUS show and former POTUS mouth-off, here are four other jokes:
Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert are on a three-day fishing trip (just for special girls, of course). And naturally they’ve bought the very best tackle for about $2,000. After a couple of days they haven’t caught a single fish. But they manage to reel in one poor little trout on the third day.
So on the way back to Washington with their meager catch, Greene remarks, “Hey, Boebert, do you realize that this fucking fish cost us $2,000?”
“Gee, Marj!” Boebert exclaims, “It’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more.”
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A bunch of crows is a murder. A bunch of cobras is a quiver. So what’s a bunch of idiots? A legislature.
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What is judging people not by character but rather by race called? Affirmative action.
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What is a conservative winning an argument with a liberal called? A bigot.
Okay, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert are indeed sick jokes, but the three one-liners are really pointed observations . . .