11 October—If the ultra-left’s plan to require reporting of all financial transactions and activity over $600 (or any amount like that) ever comes to pass, the next step will be for the Bureau of Engraving and Printing’s paper supplier to embed microchips in all paper money so that the IRS, FBI, CIA, NSA, and anybody else with a suitable scanner will be able to follow the progress even of one-dollar bills.

That’s not as crazy as it may seem at first glance. Something like 90 percent of dollar bills in circulation have been shown to contain cocaine residue, so microchips in the bills would allow authorities to trace the progress of the coke dealers and users; and—more important—collect big fines to pay for the Democrats’ $3.5 trillion giveaway.

Embedding microchips in paper money certainly isn’t a problem. Crane and Co.—the paper supplier to the Bureau of Engraving and Printing since 1879, as well as to Tiffany’s—has been putting anti-counterfeiting devices in bigger bills for some time. And the printing itself involves holograms and other clever, sneaky devices. So why not microchips?

And let us not forget that microchips can be made so small that they can be injected through minuscule 25-gauge hypodermic needles we don’t even feel when we get our COVID-19 shots. Ain’t technology great? And can’t you come up with a better reason to not get a COVID jab?