3 November—The latest news is that Republicans are going to win the midterm elections next week. Not to mention the big one in two years. Even if they lose. At least that’s what election-denying Trumpublican candidates are insisting. So why even bother with elections? More on that some other time.

Because today Republicans have demonstrated their consummate magnanimity—even surpassing that of Democrat Jahana Hayes in touting her opponent George Logan’s belief in and adherence to the Constitution—by requesting but never demanding equal time for Democrats in The Litchfield Monitor.

So here’s the first installment of Equal Time for the Dems: