19 March—Amanda Robbins of Millersburg, Pennsylvania, voted for Donald Trump all three times he ran. Last week, she was asked by reporter Jonathan Allen, “If you could say something to President Trump and he was gonna hear you right now, what would it be?”

“You are a worthless pile of shit,” Ms. Robbins answered.

“And you voted for him how many times?” the reporter pressed her for emphasis.

“Three times. That was my bad, apparently I’m an idiot,” Amanda admitted.

But the Scumbag-in-Chief of the United States doesn’t really give a damn about what Amanda Robbins or anyone else thinks, says, or does. He posted this on his disgusting website: “THEY ARE NOT MAGA, I AM, and MAGA includes not allowing Iran, a Sick, Demented, and Violent Terrorist Regime, to have a Nuclear Weapon to blow up the United States of America, the Middle East and, ultimately, the rest of the World. MAGA is about stopping them cold, and that is exactly what we are doing.”

So crowed the sick, demented, and violent President of Peace, whose most recent threat is to “massively blow up the entirety” of the South Pars gas field—Iran’s biggest—if Iran attacks his pals in Qatar again. Israel had blown up a lot of South Pars, but Trump—backed up by pretty boy flunky, totally incompetent warlord Pete Hegseth, of course—claims the United States “knew nothing about” the Israeli attack.

Of course, that’s disputed by just about everybody in the Middle East, including Trump’s Qatari benefactors and Israel. In fact, Israel confirms that the U.S. helped coordinate the attack on the South Pars gas field. But that doesn’t mean Trump or Hegseth had any inkling of what was going on.

Forget that Trump ran on a promise not only of America first but of no more wars. But who with any intelligence ever believed anything that passed through Trump’s lips or his website or his flunkies?

The big news, though, is that the SICOTUS 24-karat gold coin from the U.S. Mint still appears to be in the works, even though it’s profoundly inappropriate and probably illegal. But when have little things like inappropriateness and illegality ever bothered Donald Trump? Ever.

For the record, Adolf Hitler postponed having his image on coins until after a Nazi victory. That’s why you don’t find Hitler Reichmarks in coin collections. But you will find portraits of modern constitutional and absolute monarchs on coins and paper money. That must be what the worthless pile of shit is aiming for . . .