3 July—There can be no question that Donald Trump is by far the most autocratic and corrupt president the republic has ever suffered. He clearly abuses the office, which he unashamedly regards as a vehicle for immunity and profit. And the SCOTUS-enabled grifter-in-chief’s loyal weaponized taxpayer-funded flunkies unlawfully continue to lay the trumped-up groundwork for nullifying election results (among other things) that don’t suit their narcissistic master’s tyrannical agenda.

Isn’t it all about him, after all?

But like any animal Donald Trump has visceral urges and needs that must be dealt with and assuaged. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go, as they say. Especially when you’re Donald Trump and so full of it. “And,” as the notorious embarrassment to America has famously boasted, “when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab the pussy and use her litter box.”

All well and good, you say, but doesn’t Trump realize that he hasn’t taken down his pants? Give him a break, we say, he’s 80 years old . . .